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Desperate Liberals Beg Susan Sarandon for Abortion Rights

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      JonLP
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      LOS ANGELES, CA – Upon learning through leaked documents that the Supreme Court intends to overturn the landmark abortion-rights case Roe v Wade, desperate liberals are pleading with actress Susan Sarandon to uphold the 1973 ruling.

      Generally understood as the most powerful woman in America, pundits have long credited Susan Sarandon’s refusal to support Hillary Clinton in the 2016 presidential election as the sole reason the former Secretary of State lost the election to reality TV star Donald Trump, thus paving the way for a more conservative Supreme Court. Molly Knight, a senior staff writer for The Atlantic, tweeted Tuesday “@SusanSarandon I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY” in response of Sarandon’s decision to convince liberal justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg to abandon her plans to retire from the Supreme Court during the Obama administration and wait until 2020 to pass away during the Trump administration, thus opening the door to Amy Coney Barrett’s appointment to the bench.

      Historians have also pointed out the it was Susan Sarandon who ordered a private meeting with Barack Obama, urging him to abandon his 2008 campaign promise to codify Roe v Wade into law through the Freedom of Choice Act.

      According to sources, Susan Sarandon has had a hand in virtually every liberal failure since President Jimmy Carter’s historic 1980 loss to actor Ronald Reagan. “From the improper handing of the AIDS crisis, to the failures of the Iraq War, Susan Sarandon’s failure to fall in line behind establishment Democrats has cost this country big time,” said liberal Twitter user The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse), adding “Susan Sarandon is a shitty, stupid human being. She is a dilettantish, narcissistic idiot. A stupid, self-absorbed asshole. Seriously, this privileged asswipe has been a scourge of left politics for decades.”

      https://beetpress.com/2022/05/03/desperate-liberals-beg-susan-sarandon-for-abortion-rights/

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    • #485298
      Babel 17
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      lol

      That’s from Children of Dune, she played the deceased Emperor’s daughter.

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      gordyfl
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      Eric Swalwell — May 2: “There is one and only one way to preserve Roe V Wade and protect a women’s right to choose and that’s to Vote Blue In 2022.”

      Susan Sarandon — May 3: “Dems are going to use this to fundraise and get you to vote for them again despite sitting on their hands for the last two years. Instead of actually standing for anything, their only strategy is scaring you into voting blue.”

      https://mobile.twitter.com/SusanSarandon/status/1521533008171446275

      • #485360
        Satan
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        ….is also an indicted criminal who both Chimp W. Bush & Cheeto Trump described as their “favorite Democrat”.

        Used to be that “pro-choice” was the ONLY thing that so-called “democratic” fundraising groups like Emily’s List cared about. You could hold a right wing position on literally any other issue, as long as you held the line on Roe v Wade.

        Now they can’t even keep up that pretense??

         

        "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable". - John F. Kennedy

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      djean111
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      And yes, the VFTB folks are already out in force.

      Nope.  And the Democrats only care about abortion rights as a fund-raiser, as a campaign issue.  Much like every other thing they lie about supporting.

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      Bearian
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      Utopian Leftist
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      “There’s a light in the darkness of everybody’s life.”

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