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How Politics Works

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      MY SON WAS FLUNKING OUT OF COLLEGE SO I TOLD HIM, “YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE.”

      HE SAID, “NO.”

      I TOLD HIM, “SHE IS BILL GATES’ DAUGHTER.”

      HE SAID, “YES.”

       

      I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, “I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON.”

      BILL GATES SAID, “NO.”

      I TOLD BILL GATES, “MY SON IS THE CEO OF THE WORLD BANK.”

      BILL GATES SAID, “OK.”

       

      I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE CEO.

      HE SAID, “NO.”

      I TOLD HIM, “MY SON IS BILL GATES’ SON-IN-LAW.”

      HE SAID, “OK.”

       

      AND THAT’S EXACTLY HOW POLITICS WORKS.

       

      And that’s how we end up with idiots in charge. I stole this from whom I do not know, hope it makes someone laugh.

       

       

      In America, “Liberty” means “Free to Die in Service of Capital” - Amfortas the hippie

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