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  • KauaiK (2821 posts)
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    Hey JPR Elders…we haven't had a good conversation since the Depends debacle…

     

    I know I don’t feel any different in my head than when I was in my 30’s.

    The mirror first thing in the morning is just a shock.

    Baba OhReally, PADemD, zoolook67 and 3 others99thMonkey, whispers, Haikugal like this

    It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this.  

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  • Haikugal (4658 posts)
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    1. I sometimes see my reflection and don't recognize myself!

    How fucked up is that?

      Be the bird.....       Hey DNC! Up Yours! It's ON!!
    • HubHeaver (177 posts)
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      11. I was walking in a mall and saw a guy comming toward me.

      Aside from his terrible limp, he was one of those people that you can’t tell where he is going.  I would veer left, he would veer right.  I’d think, OK, I’ll go the other way.  His move would match mine.  Finally, I just stepped aside–he did the same.  I finally realized I was walking toward a plate glass mirror.  I really did not recognize myself.

      • Haikugal (4658 posts)
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        12. Yep, you got it!

        :rofl:

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        • HubHeaver (177 posts)
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          13. And that was more than 15 years ago, closer to 20, when I could still claim to

          be somewhat young.

  • LuckyDog (640 posts)
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    2. Speak for yourself, KauaiK,

    Fanboy and others and me have been having a lively discussion n the hippie thread.  Late into the wee hours last night.

    Where were you?

    • KauaiK (2821 posts)
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      5. Probably in bed.

      It’s been too cold to stay up.  Houses here do NOT have heaters.  So when it gets cold I go to bed to read.

      It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this.  

  • NV Wino (2348 posts)
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    3. I had cataract surgery last year

    The first time I looked in the mirror afterwards my jaw dropped. Where did all those wrinkles come from?

        Don't blame me. I voted for Bernie and Jill.
    • KauaiK (2821 posts)
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      6. I know, I know….

      I look at myself and realize I have the EXACT same lines & wrinkles as my mother.  WHEN did that happen???

      It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this.  

      • NV Wino (2348 posts)
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        9. Yeah, that's probably the scariest part.

            Don't blame me. I voted for Bernie and Jill.
  • ThouArtThat (2823 posts)
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    4. Spirit Still Young – Mind Functioning – Body Parts – Well Never Mind

    eom

    Spam Suppression - Cialis - Viagra - Levitra
    • KauaiK (2821 posts)
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      7. I know about the body parts…

      I’d like to change out my knees and get a spring installed in my back.  :shrug:

      It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this.  

      • NV Wino (2348 posts)
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        8. Knees are tough

        But, I have had a hip replaced and it has been great. I think I’m working up to being the bionic woman.

            Don't blame me. I voted for Bernie and Jill.
  • so far from heaven (7366 posts)
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    10. I beg your pardone??

    Debacle?

    Got you going, didn’t it?  animated-jumping-smiley-image-0053

    Should have seen the conversation ‘Pool and I had before the name change.

    Bite me Deadpool.     "When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'" -Groucho Marx
  • Haikugal (4658 posts)
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    14. No comment….

    :rofl:

      Be the bird.....       Hey DNC! Up Yours! It's ON!!