eridani

Once again, church authorities are considering the idea of portraying Jesus as more of a mid-eastern guy. No, no, and definitely no. Jesus is white. He was invented by white people, for white people, as a white example for white people to follow. When they needed to send men off to die in the Crusades, their poster boy was blond haired and blue…[Read more]

MY SON WAS FLUNKING OUT OF COLLEGE SO I TOLD HIM, “YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE.”

HE SAID, “NO.”

I TOLD HIM, “SHE IS BILL GATES’ DAUGHTER.”

HE SAID, “YES.”

I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, “I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON.”

BILL GATES SAID, “NO.”

I TOLD BILL GATES, “MY SON IS THE CEO OF THE WORLD BANK.”

BILL GATES SAID, “OK.”

I…[Read more]

JUN 22, 2020

In Tulsa, Oklahoma on Saturday, in front of a half-empty stadium, Donald Trump drank a glass of water and deeply owned everyone. They said it couldn’t be done in four years and he did it in three and a half, folks. Despite the fact that he claims to not have time to read Twitter, Trump responded to a trend o…[Read more]

You probably remember the incident a couple years ago, when somebody tried to restore a painting and succeeded only in making Jesus look like a monkey. (Yeah. I realize fundy Christians do that every day) The incompetent restoration people strike again. Apparently, this painting is a copy, not the original, but it looks like a high quality,…[Read more]

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