HassleCat

You got it. Bernie must get it on the first vote. If not, the superdelegates will give it to Biden.

Ye, the elections are paramount. I’m kinda pissed at the Democrats for their timing on this impeachment thing. The Republicans may actually be doing us all a favor by truncating the process.

They would have to convince Trump to resign. After the Senate acquits him, Trump will be “vindicated” and will never agree to resign. When Trump is reelected and Democrats lose control of the House, I’m going to go looking for a little house in the forest, someplace I can hide from reality.

Yes, building a thermonuclear weapon is difficult. I have been disassembling smoke detectors for two years, and I still don’t have enough nuclear material for the core.

I have to believe that video is edited to insert the n-word. I just cannot believe anybody is that stupid.

He had some kind of garment made of magical fur. It was like hairy lederhosen, but I don’t know what kind of fur.

Looking at the map, I see I know some people who can vote for her, including one who works for the VA.

She seems pretty cool. Is she running as a Democrat? DSA? Indie?

Bernie beats Trump because Bernie can pick up independent voters in the general election. The problem is in the primaries. The Democratic Party still commands loyalty among Democrats, and they insist on Biden. Their strategy is to use the South Carolina “firewall” to check Bernie’s momentum as we head toward Super Tuesday. If they can do that,…[Read more]

Florida Man would have the skeleton drive and then tell the cops, “I can’t drive! I’m drunk!”

It’s a shame they have to do this, but the world is full of jerks.

I can’t decide about this. Is it yucky or icky? Maybe both.

The photo of the sea urchin reminds me of  when we went for sushi with my sister-in-law, who is from Japan. She ordered sea urchin and all sorts of exotic stuff but told us, “You probably shouldn’t order what I’m getting.” We stuck with the tuna roll.

Why are comedians always in trouble? And, for extra credit, why do comedians not get in trouble for insulting old white men?

Brain?