Satan

Because I don’t want you down here yet!

He’s a morbidly obese couch potato in his mid 70s. He clearly has breathing issues, given all the sniffling. He rarely wears a mask even while in crowds. His “inner circle” and now even some of his favorite fellow DICKtators have tested positive.

Either this Orange motherfucker is lying about not having the virus, or the FundaMENTALists are…[Read more]

Linda turned Paul into a vegetarian decades ago, but he’s starting to show his age. He’s actually two years younger than Ringo but looks older. Go figure.

Apparently the Naval Base where the McCains lived did not have a hospital equipped for baby deliveries, so he was actually born at a hospital within the city of Colon, which is just south of the previous Canal Zone’s border.

So he actually was not born on US soil (real or imaginary, as the Canal Zone was) but his parents were both US citizens. So…[Read more]

At least if he was telling the truth here…..

Just ask them “What Would John Galt Do??”

Wonder how many of these folks went to Cheeto’s underwhelming Nuremberg rally a few weeks back? The same one Pizza Man got sick at. And probably Kim Guilfoyle too.

Ringo was so sick as a child that the doctors told him he would probably never see his 10th birthday. Now he’s 80, and definitely does NOT look like it.

I’m sure a lot of people would like to credit me for this somehow, but I swear, I never purchased any of the Beatles’ souls.

Many politicians ARE criminals. And many others would be, if they hadn’t legalized so much corruption since 1981.

Written by Claire McAsshole, with Barry & Hillary as co-sponsors??

Seems like the so-called “Democrats” were more interested in helping McCain than his fellow (admitted) Republicans.

Coburn being the exception, apparently.

I hope Ms. Maxwell stays on your side of Earth’s crust long enough to bring a rhetorical “silver hammer” down upon all their heads.

I do seem to recall some discussion of the issue when George Romney – governor of Michigan & father of Mittens – was considering a run for the Presidency in 1968. George was born in Mexico to two white parents who were the children of Utah Mormons who self-exiled to Mexico, rather than give up their spare wives when Utah had to officially ban…[Read more]

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RBG & Breyer inexplicably sided with the right wingers a couple weeks back on another pipeline case (which was ignored by the media, since the decision was published the same day as the LGBTQ anti-discrimination ruling).

Oddly enough, THAT project has itself now been…[Read more]

since the school has been shut down for months, and now it’s summer anyway. Probably not the first time a virus has spread rapidly in that environment…. though some of those can be cleared up with some penicillin or whatever.

She seems like a perfect fit for Team Cheeto. Bleached blonde, batshit crazy, and hatin’ all that silly science stuff!

….last I heard, he thought Frederick Douglass was still alive!

But given that she’s half Asian, this will of course lead Cheeto & the MAGAtts to bring up the same “birther” dragonshit that they threw at Barry Obama for years, even after his birth in Hawaii was well documented.

I don’t think it’s particularly wise to hand those idiots a fake “scandal” right away, but of course that would keep Dementia Joe &…[Read more]

by Yertle McTurtle?

It accelerated with the 2000 NON-election. Cheeto just dropped the pretense entirely.