Satan

The polls could show Biden with a 10 point lead in Florida the night of November 2 and it would still end up a Cheeto “win”, because Florida will be stolen. Just as it was in 2000, and every election since then. Probably several before that as well.

As for Arizona… worst thing that ever happened in that state was when they had a moderately…[Read more]

Voting for Biden in the primary makes you a fucking idiot and a gullible dupe who believes any fucking moronic thing the corporatist establishment tells you.

And because of idiots like that (and a bunch of games & stunts like the Iowa fake caucus counting app, the Washington state ballot envelope bait & switch, etc.) the mortal voters are once…[Read more]

If you’re watching through a web browser, ublock origin solves the problem easily. If I remember correctly, the built in adblockers in the Brave & Opera browsers also catch them.

On Android devices, it’s slightly more complicated. The official YouTube client from the GooglePlay store is going to be filled with ads. Even if you have a pi-hole or…[Read more]

And apparently even at the end stage of cancer, RBG was still more of sound mind than this pathetic old fossil who literally launched a political career on the bleeding corpses of George Moscone & Harvey Milk.

Feinstein is one of the worst hypocritical pieces of shit to ever be in politics in general, probably only rivals Lieberman & Hillary as…[Read more]

There’s absolutely no reason why states that are mostly empty should have the same number of senators as states with millions of mortals. This results in South Dakota having more political clout than California. Which is ridiculous… even if neither of California’s current two Senators are all that great, but that’s a whole other…[Read more]

Mittens is gonna be surprised one day when he wakes up in a room with Cerberus… who has been waiting to meet him, ever since he heard that story about him strapping his dog on the roof of a moving car.

not to mention sending in fascist thugs & assassination teams. Anarchy ain’t going to be the result, but succession just might be….

Hell officially endorses the Peoples Republic of Cascadia, should it come to that. Just get rid of the Patriot Prayer MAGAtts first, or you’ll end up having a civil war before the ink is dry on the new Constitution.

Why? Because the entire argument before the Cheetoplague to justify a weak pathetic nominee like Biden was “BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SUPREME COURT?????”

Even during the Cheetoplague, that’s been half the argument.

If the Supreme Court is already irredeemably fucked for the next generation, and nothing’s going to bring back the 200,000 formerly mortal…[Read more]

Whether or not that’s true, the version he performed on his X-Pensive Winos tour in 1988, with Sarah Dash taking the lead vocals, was a lot closer to the Irma Thomas cover…..

6 out of 9 Catholics on the court is quite enough of one religion, for Hell’s sake.

The other three don’t need to be Jews either, necessarily, but that’s been the split up until now for a while.

Being the Devil, I’m not one to make religious recommendations, but they might want to mix it up a little, whether it’s Cheeto or Biden who picks the next one.

..is that she’s 64. So she would probably have a shorter term on the Court than most Justices.

On the other horn, it would make the rest of Clarence Thomas’s term a living HELL, wouldn’t it?

I can’t possibly train him to take over the world until I know who he is. But if we already have plagues & wars starting up, it looks like it might be time to get him ready.

You told us in 2016 to use your own words against you, if you tried to pull this dragonshit in 2020. So that’s what we’re going to do, asshole!