So Far From Heaven

I was born and have lived in Neuvo Mexico my entire life.

Don’t you fucking dare tell everyone how long that is or I gonna come get you @ohiobarbarian .

I would assume I been there. Even saw some of it. Not a whole lot depending on the trip and intake and time of day type of stuff.

@hasslecat for the win!!!

Now, you probably want to know what insanely wonderful POS I have for him today as a prize.

Well, I looked far and wide (about 2 feet in front of my eyes and about 16 inches wide) and found just the thing for him this fine day.

I want one.

Just think of my replies after getting one of these fucking things.

Remember my last gift @jbnw ?

I can’t remember shit much less Kansas.

man I LOVE IT when you show up @janboehmermann !!!

seriously.

@pademd it was New Mexico

Of course. And you think New York politics is corrupt……

@ohiobarbarian , seriously.

I would have started there as well.

But it’s NM

And @hasslecat wins again !!!

He was appointed Senator of the brand new State of New Mexico (for a 1 year term at first) in 1912.

@nvwino and @jbnw

not Cali but that’s a bunch closer than Florida for dogs sake.

@jbnw ??????

I’ll have you know that there is at least 13 original ones and a bunch of follow ons after….

@nvwino

still way the fuck off.

@nvwino

way off.

@surrealamerican

only something like 44 more to go.

@hasslecat

Try again!

nope. Not Kansas. sorry @nvwino , not yet. I’m holding the Kansas till everyone forgets about it.

@jbnw

Keep It Simple Stupid

Best kind.

@pam2 together with @hasslecat.

Now, you two, you probably don’t actually want this prize because it would appear that you aren’t afflicted with the problem like I am.

What problem you ask?

I forget.

@gzeush

Not sure if there are enough of those for a job that big.

you got it above @pam2