Spirochete
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January 24, 2021 at 6:12 PM #397726
You may get to share a cell with him…
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January 22, 2021 at 6:50 PM #397283
to beat William H. Harrison’s record. He’s gonna suck as president. All that can get elected are presidents that suck.
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January 14, 2021 at 6:49 PM #394866
Who these laws will be enforced against, and who they won’t…
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January 6, 2021 at 8:20 AM #391478
that will drive Manchin over to the republican party, where he belongs in the first place…
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December 29, 2020 at 7:43 PM #389338
when you need one?
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December 29, 2020 at 2:04 AM #389197
Lipinski, at least, is already out come next year. Dunno about Schrader…
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November 30, 2020 at 7:13 PM #382221
have kicked it so hard…
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November 29, 2020 at 6:59 PM #382055
I’m getting the same thing.
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November 26, 2020 at 7:43 PM #381534
Hougo Chaveez in the lawsuit?
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November 19, 2020 at 11:20 PM #379759
Ingraham’s empathy for the working class is legendary…
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November 5, 2020 at 3:33 AM #375018
It’s more like my mother’s “clairvoyance” when she would say “You’re gonna knock that over and break it” and then I did.
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November 4, 2020 at 7:22 PM #374844
He’s not even winning with the votes that have already been counted…
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November 4, 2020 at 6:14 AM #374627
the North Pole and the South Pole…
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November 4, 2020 at 5:06 AM #374580
squeeze out a tear over this one…
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November 4, 2020 at 4:28 AM #374555
after this election, everyone who isn’t married to their wallet, would cut all ties with the Democratic party. Maybe join up with Nick Brana’s outfit or something…
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November 4, 2020 at 4:22 AM #374549
so many really cool people are dead, and he’s still flapping HIS ugly face. Some things just aren’t right…
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November 4, 2020 at 1:21 AM #374468
no longer the majority leader, at least. I’m still hoping the winner of that race is McTurtle’s flesh-eating virus…
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October 27, 2020 at 10:13 PM #372197
a Nazi’s life for me…
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October 27, 2020 at 10:09 PM #372192
seeing as how most of the people stupid enough to believe them are voting for Trump…
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October 25, 2020 at 6:15 PM #371542
like we’re gonna get one this year, either..
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October 25, 2020 at 5:24 PM #371513
this slug could be voted out in November? I’m damn tired of her…
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October 23, 2020 at 9:16 PM #371089
where the axe is buried in his face.
But I can still hope he’s in constant extreme discomfort…
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October 20, 2020 at 4:30 AM #370048
should wander into the voting places…
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October 14, 2020 at 4:30 PM #368264
Hopefully that’ll be the last time we ever have to hear your fucking name…
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October 13, 2020 at 7:08 PM #367938
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October 7, 2020 at 9:17 PM #365875
before they lit them…
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October 5, 2020 at 5:50 PM #365054
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September 30, 2020 at 5:55 PM #363430
that they may soon be getting a new cellmate…
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September 27, 2020 at 5:20 PM #362338
Did I say that out loud? Oops…
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September 23, 2020 at 8:17 AM #361005
Any chance at all of her losing in November? I’d sure like to see it…
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September 23, 2020 at 12:23 AM #360942
they’d be mortal enemies of the skunks.
“It’s spelled with a U, you idiot!”
“No, it’s spelled with an I, you asshole!”
Growl, Bite, Rip, Tear…
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September 13, 2020 at 11:51 PM #357980
as evidenced by her stunning command of the English language…
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September 10, 2020 at 11:18 PM #356798
on the phony traitor vote. Everyone else – not so sure…
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September 7, 2020 at 2:27 AM #355614
is going to deify the Bin Laden family? Wouldn’t be surprised. “So take that! That’s what they get for killing Uncle Osama…”
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September 4, 2020 at 12:08 PM #354811
had the sense to fake bone spurs…
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September 1, 2020 at 2:29 PM #353801
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August 31, 2020 at 3:21 AM #353374
claimed they were just there to kill protestors. They’d have let them right through.
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August 28, 2020 at 3:30 AM #352431
I think there should not be any Pelosis in Congress next year…
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August 22, 2020 at 2:19 AM #350263
Whether vanilla, chocolate or Neapolitan is better?
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August 22, 2020 at 2:17 AM #350261
they would have had to bump one of the republicans…
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August 21, 2020 at 9:30 AM #350036
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August 21, 2020 at 1:41 AM #349872
to do both at the same time…
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August 21, 2020 at 1:36 AM #349869
for this election cycle involves Pelosi losing. Well, except for McConnell…
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August 15, 2020 at 1:59 AM #347515
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August 14, 2020 at 12:54 AM #347031
“Give me a break! I have no empathy.”
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August 9, 2020 at 2:28 PM #345359
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August 9, 2020 at 12:04 AM #345106
he’s unable to find anyone even less qualified…
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August 7, 2020 at 10:42 AM #344622
she’s too liberal for him, although too conservative for us…
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August 7, 2020 at 2:51 AM #344495
he’d be far too evenhanded…
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August 6, 2020 at 12:00 AM #344072
“Just slide it under the door, Corn Pop…”
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July 31, 2020 at 9:37 AM #342329
Nancy Pelosi won’t even be a rep in January 2020 Not that I can vote for or against her, but I do want to see her defeated…
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July 29, 2020 at 11:12 PM #341740
that ought to tick up the average IQ of the US by a few points…
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July 29, 2020 at 7:38 AM #341609
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July 28, 2020 at 12:40 AM #341163
What a gaping rectum!
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July 26, 2020 at 11:46 AM #340775
Regis Philbin, Peter Green, and John Saxon
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July 26, 2020 at 1:32 AM #340642
is that a very widespread side effect of it will be permanent sterility. All these “masks are tyranny” people should not be producing new generations of idiots anyhow…
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July 22, 2020 at 3:34 AM #339453
Thinks this is a very bad, dangerous idea, too…
Naw, I know better than that.
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July 21, 2020 at 11:44 PM #339357
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July 18, 2020 at 3:06 AM #337886
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July 16, 2020 at 1:11 AM #337248
finally going to shut him the fuck up for good.
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July 15, 2020 at 10:57 PM #337218
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July 10, 2020 at 2:13 PM #335557
threw up in my mouth a little…
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July 5, 2020 at 12:06 PM #333594
what a lot of the stimulus money was spent on…
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July 5, 2020 at 12:04 PM #333593
but if he did, Trump’s title of Worst President Ever would be is serious jeopardy
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July 5, 2020 at 12:55 AM #333442
they could shoot Biden on 5th Ave, and we couldn’t help but get a better candidate. Just sayin…
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July 3, 2020 at 12:09 AM #332560
Now go home and infect your parents, who are probably supporting you…
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July 2, 2020 at 11:58 PM #332548
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July 1, 2020 at 12:51 AM #331692
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June 30, 2020 at 11:27 PM #331655
That’s just for people with souls and brains…
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June 30, 2020 at 8:52 AM #331477
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June 18, 2020 at 3:38 AM #327660
I use Golden Griddle myself…
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June 18, 2020 at 3:22 AM #327656
while it’s still on your fucking face…
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June 11, 2020 at 3:58 AM #325371
It’ll take at least a couple days before you forget where the fuck you live, and wander off, never to be seen again…
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June 10, 2020 at 12:51 AM #324971
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June 3, 2020 at 12:51 AM #322199
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May 24, 2020 at 11:01 AM #318684
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May 17, 2020 at 2:26 PM #316383
that they could pick someone worse? Good luck with that…
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May 14, 2020 at 6:10 AM #315223
their objective was to eliminate Cenk Uyger, anyway…
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May 13, 2020 at 11:56 AM #314984
about him is progressive, pray tell? Seems to me that the only difference between him and Trump is hair color…
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May 5, 2020 at 6:09 AM #311878
isn’t even having a primary, are they? I’m sure Nancy “never primary an incumbent” Pelosi has wheelbarrows of money to shovel out for this one, though…
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April 20, 2020 at 12:24 PM #305704
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April 17, 2020 at 11:06 PM #304463
this will just be another one of them…
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April 16, 2020 at 10:57 PM #304029
it’s best to just stick with it…
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April 15, 2020 at 11:43 AM #303370
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April 15, 2020 at 1:28 AM #303094
that ought to slow him down a little…
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April 13, 2020 at 11:42 PM #302475
had the stab been in the back. Just sayin…
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April 13, 2020 at 11:31 AM #302377
completely given up on him stroking out and dying sometime this month…
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April 13, 2020 at 5:32 AM #302286
even for a modern-day politician…
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April 13, 2020 at 12:00 AM #302112
Playboy Bunny…
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April 12, 2020 at 10:17 PM #302077
stupid enough to attend church under the present circumstances, will be getting anywhere near me, if I can help it. I’m not really big on religious people in the first place…
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April 10, 2020 at 12:42 AM #300730
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April 9, 2020 at 10:30 AM #300448
it’s STILL been a shitty week so far…
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April 8, 2020 at 11:04 PM #299963
Now we know our next president will be a pervo rapo, no matter what.
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April 8, 2020 at 10:26 PM #299908
But there is just no way I’m going to vote for your “good friend” and fellow geriatric, Joe.
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April 8, 2020 at 10:20 PM #299898
I think I can guess what that’s about…
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April 8, 2020 at 3:09 AM #299536
Muslims, Sikhs, Hindu’s, etc?
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April 6, 2020 at 11:48 AM #298801
were kind of funny. At least the ones I’ve seen. I’ve seen a lot worse ones.
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April 6, 2020 at 11:31 AM #298796
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April 6, 2020 at 11:29 AM #298795
very bad choice. Only marginally unlike a republican
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April 6, 2020 at 7:02 AM #298719
He’ll just say “support the revolution – vote for my good friend Joe” And that will be the last I ever listen to him…
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April 6, 2020 at 12:29 AM #298494
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April 5, 2020 at 8:50 AM #298236
if he intends to run third-party.
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April 3, 2020 at 12:16 AM #296844
So I guess he had to do that instead. Jim Jones’ crazier cousin, Casey…
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April 2, 2020 at 11:34 PM #296813
Have been for a while. Always liked his writing on SV, and he still puts out interesting stuff on his Facebook page.
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March 31, 2020 at 1:01 PM #295604
like it was a bad thing…
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March 29, 2020 at 9:21 PM #294719
are the people of New York, so they don’t have to have him as governor any more…
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March 27, 2020 at 1:06 AM #293096
after Pervo Joe’s secured the nomination. Then President Nothing-hypocritical-about-me will shout out “He grabs women by the pussy! Did you ever hear anything so disgusting in your lives?”
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March 25, 2020 at 11:53 PM #292555
Yes. It just gets worse every fucking day.
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March 20, 2020 at 5:35 PM #290166
or maybe he’s back to thinking he’s running for the Senate again?
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March 20, 2020 at 1:07 AM #289840
after having vilified her for the last year, the clueless hypocrites probably think she’s great now. Wonder what they’d do if Susan Sarandon endorsed Biden…
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March 18, 2020 at 2:47 AM #288513
Maybe I’ll start pinning my hopes on that…
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March 18, 2020 at 2:41 AM #288510
I really needed that, since the rest of the primaries are going so shitty…
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March 16, 2020 at 6:44 AM #287573
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March 16, 2020 at 6:42 AM #287572
challenge him to a push-up contest or something tonight?
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March 13, 2020 at 5:40 PM #285970
If Biden was president, and a pandemic occurred, he would just advise everyone to keep their record players turned on. Trump is just about as helpful.
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March 12, 2020 at 6:46 PM #285318
have to wait for all the shitbags like Pelosi to die, because we can’t get them out of office any other way? If so, I wish they’d get busy with that.
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March 12, 2020 at 6:37 PM #285313
like “War For All” and he’ll dislocate his elbow in a rush to sign it…
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March 12, 2020 at 4:34 AM #285020
Do it, Bernie!
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March 12, 2020 at 4:29 AM #285018
I can watch Jeopardy on Mondays without fear of it being pre-empted by a basketball game? Cool
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March 12, 2020 at 4:26 AM #285017
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March 11, 2020 at 6:21 AM #284274
by running third party. Why not? The people that would hate him for it already hate him anyway, and they are very deserving of unhappiness anyhow
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March 10, 2020 at 6:06 PM #283837
for president, would it be better to get the one we only have to tolerate for four more years, instead of eight? Elections suck.
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March 10, 2020 at 5:39 PM #283829
this phony will never be president, and hopefully only has two more years in the senate. She needs to fade into total obscurity.
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March 8, 2020 at 7:20 AM #282636
vote in some Republicans, and tolerate them for two years, to the next election, to get rid of some of the entrenched V-Dems,,,
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March 8, 2020 at 12:32 AM #282522
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March 6, 2020 at 10:49 PM #281805
But…in the movies…
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March 6, 2020 at 7:02 PM #281650
don’t wash your hands. In fact – touch everything you can possibly reach, and play with your face as much as you can.
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March 5, 2020 at 2:18 AM #280604
until she’s made absolutely sure Bernie can’t win. Then she’ll drop out, collect her 30 pieces of silver, and call it a year…
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March 4, 2020 at 8:18 PM #280325
I don’t think Bernie’s going to endorse Elizabeth Warren…
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March 4, 2020 at 12:36 AM #279490
is if Trump replaces Pence with her on his ticket…
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March 4, 2020 at 12:33 AM #279486
when it’s not followed by “suffers stroke and dies”
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March 3, 2020 at 10:01 PM #279384
That’s something poor people eat. Not by choice, mind you – it’s just all people like you will allow them to have…
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March 3, 2020 at 5:43 AM #279038
maybe a movement to vote against said “party insiders” in the general election may be in order. The ones up for election, that is…
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March 1, 2020 at 11:41 PM #278115
to hope the corona virus kills Trump? Then we wouldn’t have to wait till the election…
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March 1, 2020 at 11:27 PM #278077
worthless democrat vote. Maybe Blagojavich will endorse him before Super Tuesday…
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March 1, 2020 at 8:12 PM #278002
you beady-eyed douchebag? Listen – Obama and Pelosi have done about as much for the working people as you have.
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February 29, 2020 at 9:05 PM #277534
wiping his face with an English muffin or whatever?
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February 29, 2020 at 9:03 PM #277531
if Biden and Bloomberg campaign in Vermont? Somehow I don’t think so.
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February 27, 2020 at 6:03 PM #276459
“Let Them Eat Cake”
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February 27, 2020 at 5:39 PM #276442
as his fucking wife…
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February 26, 2020 at 4:19 AM #275569
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February 25, 2020 at 5:31 AM #274985
I would hope Bernie would turn around and run as an independent…
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February 24, 2020 at 11:04 PM #274700
But I doubt Sour-Grapes Hillary does…
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February 24, 2020 at 8:12 PM #274556
I’d have thought they’d have lobotomized him by now…
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February 24, 2020 at 8:10 PM #274555
a huge bonus of Bernie becoming the nominee, is that it will make the SV crowd VERY unhappy. And they deserve to be unhappy.
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February 23, 2020 at 7:44 PM #274011
as long as they’re in his favor…
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February 23, 2020 at 8:48 AM #273760
Goodbye, Nurse Jackoff, et al…
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February 23, 2020 at 12:50 AM #273549
on the corrupt geriatric TV judge vote…
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February 22, 2020 at 4:28 AM #272891
“Dick Van Dyke, and Killer Mike, say Bernie’s the one that we both like…”
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February 21, 2020 at 10:18 PM #272669
when Bernie goes to the White House, he will be sure to do you absolutely NO favors, so you should vote against him – and us…
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February 21, 2020 at 7:00 PM #272522
being worthless…
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February 20, 2020 at 6:12 PM #272018
I hope Bernie totally freezes them out when he gets in the White House. Just refuses to talk to them at all…
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February 18, 2020 at 5:31 AM #270769
he’s in it to beat Bernie Sanders. He won’t, but that’s another example of the pathological stupidity of the DNC…
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February 17, 2020 at 9:38 PM #270536
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February 15, 2020 at 10:00 PM #269556
nobody shoots him. ever.
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February 15, 2020 at 4:32 AM #269302
What a pair to draw to. May they both get utterly smoked in their primaries…
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February 14, 2020 at 4:11 AM #268664
The Communist party requires a multiple digit IQ in each of its members…
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February 12, 2020 at 10:21 PM #267807
they’ll probably change the name to “Trump Underground” and start supporting Trump. Or maybe it will cease to exist. Either way, fuck em…
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February 12, 2020 at 5:52 PM #267668
He’ll soon be out of a job, and that is good…
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February 12, 2020 at 5:04 AM #267385
in 2006, when the dems won a lot of seats, he was all up in arms iirc, because Howard Dean was made the leader of the party, instead of Harold Ford – the one Democrat that did manage to LOSE that year…
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February 11, 2020 at 6:56 PM #266878
Hope she spends every dime she has, and still loses…
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February 10, 2020 at 7:53 PM #266283
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February 9, 2020 at 5:55 AM #265490
And that’s a BAD thing?
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February 9, 2020 at 3:11 AM #265441
I guess I’m gonna have to move – I don’t fit any of those things…
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February 7, 2020 at 4:21 AM #264247
“and I Tivo’d it, and every time I watch it, it puts me in more danger! I’m gonna sue those bastards…”
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February 7, 2020 at 12:17 AM #264123
Thought he was a die-hard Bernie hater?
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February 6, 2020 at 4:46 AM #263564
Shouldn’t waste Tulsi on VP spot. Make her Sec. of Defense or Sec. of State…
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February 5, 2020 at 5:19 AM #262738
I guess she didn’t like the color of the crayons he used to write it?
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February 5, 2020 at 4:50 AM #262721
Peter the Cheater won’t be able to steal this one, hopefully…
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February 5, 2020 at 4:48 AM #262717
Hope he gets to complain about it to his cellmate…
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February 5, 2020 at 4:47 AM #262716
Empty symbolism. That’s all we ever get from that phony. I sure hope she loses the primary.
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February 5, 2020 at 3:34 AM #262669
Don’t ask me – I didn’t even know a cancer could get cancer…
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February 3, 2020 at 9:25 PM #261340
Well, at least he won’t have trouble getting health care…
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February 3, 2020 at 10:14 AM #261023
I’m still sort of hoping that when Bernie wins the nom, they all have a Jonestown event, and raise the average national IQ substantially…
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February 2, 2020 at 9:14 AM #260437
Bernie must have really cleaned house on that one – they’re afraid to show it. Lame-ass reason.
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February 1, 2020 at 7:59 PM #260133
How far they have fallen. I was there almost from the first. Signed up in February 2001. The place was a lot different then. Now I hardly ever go there. Now it seems to be a site for gullible phonies worshiping other phonies.
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February 1, 2020 at 7:22 PM #260119
They better hope Bernie doesn’t make it to the White House, because he’ll be going in with a LONG shitlist…
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January 30, 2020 at 10:02 PM #259171
The most genuine thing that’s come out of Biden’s mouth, is his fucking teeth – and those are dentures…
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January 30, 2020 at 1:04 AM #258733
A dungeon in World of Warcraft?
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January 30, 2020 at 1:00 AM #258731
Good advice from Biden? Well – stranger things have happened, I suppose…
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January 29, 2020 at 6:41 AM #258279
Not a chance anyone should ever trust him about anything
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January 28, 2020 at 11:03 PM #258044
Just great. Kobe Bryant is dead, but Cilizza and Chait are still alive and sharting out their inane articles…
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January 27, 2020 at 5:43 AM #257254
Oh, what a life – when your “worst nightmare” is having to share a little of your ridiculous level of wealth with the less fortunate…
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January 25, 2020 at 11:04 PM #256542
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January 24, 2020 at 6:27 AM #255596
“He might do all those things I promised to do when I was campaigning. If course, I never meant a word of it, but I fear he does, and we can’t have that now, can we?”
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January 23, 2020 at 11:04 PM #255397
Dunno why, but I thought he’d done this 20 years ago
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January 23, 2020 at 6:44 AM #255035
“Dalhi will never go away again…”
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January 22, 2020 at 10:13 AM #254426
More and more, I’m thinking that we actually dodged a bullet by getting Trump for a president instead of her. Weird, huh?
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January 22, 2020 at 1:11 AM #254226
Just because he’s not a favorite of greedy, phony, narcissistic psychotic bitches, doesn’t mean NOBODY likes him…
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January 21, 2020 at 6:52 PM #253997
Good news to the SV crowd, who hate Greenwald…
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January 20, 2020 at 7:26 PM #253446
I endorse him too. As does my pickup truck, with a “Bernie 2020” sticker in the back window.
He MUST win this…
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January 20, 2020 at 11:17 AM #253299
When you just can’t make up your mind which vagina owner to choose…
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January 19, 2020 at 6:44 PM #253015
Well, Mitch – hopefully the voters will send you, Collins and Graham to the showers by then.
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January 18, 2020 at 9:12 AM #252473
No no, Joe – it’s because all the kids nowadays are too busy listening to their record players to study…
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January 17, 2020 at 6:58 AM #252031
Joe Biden calls dibs on taking on the winner…
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January 16, 2020 at 7:34 AM #251515
Doubt he’s for Bernie – he’s just against CNN. He’s pretending his reasons are the same as ours…
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January 15, 2020 at 1:10 AM #250825
Still wonder why that little prick isn’t in prison for breaking into Mary Landrieu?’s office…
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January 14, 2020 at 4:12 AM #250299
Well, Bernie has no reason to handle thus phony bitch with kid gloves anymore, looks like…
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January 4, 2020 at 7:59 PM #246491
If there is a God, stories show him to be a complete asshole, so it would be like him to inflict us with that POS anti-intellectual hypocritical fuckstick…
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December 31, 2019 at 7:20 PM #244864
Too bad so many cool people are dead, but Donnie Douche is still breathing up air that may be needed someday…
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December 23, 2019 at 8:24 AM #241973
But that’s one too many, Joe!
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December 22, 2019 at 11:55 PM #241912
A Mariah Carey CD?
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December 21, 2019 at 1:40 AM #241285
A tree-hugging owl? Might have been Owl Gore.
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December 17, 2019 at 4:15 AM #239263
Maybe he should just stick to things he knows – like taking bribe money from the NRA and corporations…
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December 14, 2019 at 8:15 PM #238520
I’d like to buy all those assholes for what they’re worth, and sell them for what they think they’re worth…
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December 8, 2019 at 5:45 PM #235809
Harris is gone – now all the Killer B’s need to go…
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December 5, 2019 at 10:13 AM #234225
Good idea, Denny – get the Heck out of here…
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December 4, 2019 at 9:08 PM #233962
He gets worse every time I hear anything about him.
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December 4, 2019 at 6:26 PM #233906
“I can’t believe the person I had just cheated out of the primaries waited several minutes before endorsing me!”
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December 4, 2019 at 3:33 AM #233692
Probably a hero on SV…
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November 27, 2019 at 7:06 PM #231214
Don’t forget to teach them how to fake bone spurs, in case Trump wins and starts World War 3…
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November 26, 2019 at 6:36 PM #230712
I’d join John Cusack’s boycott, except I don’t watch that shit in the first place…
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November 26, 2019 at 6:32 PM #230711
Hate that fucking guy! So do a whole shitload of republicans, who don’t have any meaningful primaries this time around, and may sneak into the democratic primaries and vote for Bernie, just to piss off the hated Obama. Yeah, that’ll happen…
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November 26, 2019 at 6:24 PM #230710
I want my two votes back, you quisling asshole! Figures you’d go out of your way to see to it that average people still don’t get a fair shake of any kind. You may just be the most disingenuous president in history….
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November 16, 2019 at 7:20 PM #226343
Maybe Bill Maher will switch his loyalties now…
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November 15, 2019 at 6:23 PM #225097
Trump warming up his pardon pen as we speak?
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November 10, 2019 at 5:47 PM #218739
Reply To: I really don't know how Bernie supporters on SV can even bear to post positive Bernie news
I’m hoping for a Jonestown event, and subsequent raise in the average IQ of the country…
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October 31, 2019 at 6:56 PM #206813
No surprise there. He’s voted with the republicans on everything else. Why would this be different?
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October 28, 2019 at 9:47 AM #202679
I don’t believe there is a God, but if there is, he’s sure a fucking asshole…
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October 27, 2019 at 7:21 PM #201855
Elijah Cummings is dead, but Nancy Pelosi is still flapping her ugly neocon face…
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October 25, 2019 at 5:43 AM #198645
Florida Man – he sure does keep himself busy…
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October 24, 2019 at 12:07 AM #197085
On the other hand – someone could shoot Trump on 5th Avenue, and the world would break out in celebration…
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October 22, 2019 at 4:52 AM #194825
But Mitt – I’d bet he doesn’t scowl at the ones who aren’t proven dipshits…
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October 22, 2019 at 1:06 AM #194642
So, will the DNC penalize this guy’s funding, for daring to primary an incumbent?
Somehow I get the feeling they won’t…
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October 22, 2019 at 12:58 AM #194637
Seattle Mariners?
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October 21, 2019 at 9:55 PM #194374
I have read she is a far cry from “kind” to anyone working under her…
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October 18, 2019 at 1:37 AM #189510
In a month, they’ll be attributing all Trump’s quotes to Bernie…
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October 17, 2019 at 9:57 PM #189293
Well, at least Mitch McConnell is still going strong…
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October 15, 2019 at 5:29 PM #186727
May Bill Maher’s show be every bit as successful as Amy Klobuchar’s presidential campaign…
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October 8, 2019 at 9:00 PM #179144
Well, fortunately, there are two words we’re not going to be hearing – “President Klobuchar”
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October 8, 2019 at 6:54 AM #178407
It’s not like he ever says anything anyway, is it?
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October 5, 2019 at 10:06 PM #175396
She may be our next vice-president…
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October 5, 2019 at 3:57 PM #175071
Maybe he’s trying to learn Pig Latin…
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October 3, 2019 at 3:53 PM #172485
Cuellar needs to lose the primary – as does Pelosi…
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September 28, 2019 at 4:20 AM #165869
Geez! If he’s a democrat, why bother hating the republicans…
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September 27, 2019 at 7:11 AM #164708
That’s fine – our nominee wants nothing to do with their money anyhow…
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September 26, 2019 at 8:40 PM #164174
If someone shot Rump in Times Square, the world would break out in celebration…
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September 26, 2019 at 8:12 AM #163484
“I miss all that bribe money. Stealing cars just doesn’t do it for me anymore…”
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September 21, 2019 at 6:33 PM #157859
Wonder how long it will require to verify that the answer to the universe really IS 42…
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September 21, 2019 at 6:31 PM #157858
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September 20, 2019 at 5:28 AM #156017
Hmmm. Well, it’s not like I can watch it. It’s private video…
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September 17, 2019 at 5:34 PM #152931
Gotta be a bit of a boost to his pride – being attacked by the stupidest person on television…
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September 16, 2019 at 8:23 PM #151870
Could someone bribe him not to run at all? Wonder how much that would take?
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September 16, 2019 at 7:40 PM #151858
They just sent me an e-mail saying they were supporting Warren. In response, I sent them back one suggesting they go fuck themselves.
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September 16, 2019 at 12:30 AM #150940
Just the person who should be advising on running a country.
Or was that should be serving a prison sentence? My memory fails me. Might be a touch of Bidengitis…
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September 16, 2019 at 12:22 AM #150935
I Wanna be your Man
Hey – I think I’m about the 12th one. What did I win? lol
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September 14, 2019 at 7:32 PM #149581
“OK – let’s wrestle. No biting, though – your teeth might fall out again….”
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September 14, 2019 at 5:12 AM #148923
Trump: “Why the warm beer? Can’t we refrigerate it? Cold beer goes better with hamberders…”
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September 13, 2019 at 9:58 PM #148507
Knew it was bound to suck, with George Stuffitupyourass as head moderator.
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September 13, 2019 at 3:24 AM #147562
“Somebody stole the crank, so I couldn’t wind it up…”
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September 11, 2019 at 9:54 PM #145833
And this was while the Democrats were off commemorating 911. The Republicans didn’t bother to go. So they can go ahead and stop all their jingoism concerning 911 from now on…
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September 10, 2019 at 8:11 AM #143931
Well, the thing about jokes, Roberts, you fucking idiot – is people customarily expect them to be funny.
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September 9, 2019 at 4:48 PM #143161
Good to hear. Cuellar’s one of the suckiest “Democrats” in the House.
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September 7, 2019 at 10:26 PM #141220
Peter Best? Was he the first?
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September 7, 2019 at 5:11 PM #140971
Not a fair matchup – someone with a multiple digit IQ against a semi-trained slug…
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September 6, 2019 at 8:34 AM #139382
Fucking moron is probably the Person of the Week over at SV
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September 3, 2019 at 8:45 PM #136408
Hmmm. It worked for me 3 days ago. WTF?
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September 3, 2019 at 1:05 AM #135497
Soon as she wins/is given the primary, she goes up for sale? Not good…
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September 2, 2019 at 8:18 AM #134702
“Category 5 – is that anything like the Jackson Five, or the Dave Clark Five?”
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September 1, 2019 at 7:29 AM #133564
My son didn’t die face-down in the muck so common nobodies could get free healthcare!!
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August 30, 2019 at 3:43 AM #131092
I think the real gateway drug is bribery. Hoyer needs to get himself into rehab…
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August 24, 2019 at 8:38 PM #124409
I’m sure shooting down unarmed kids is fine with his religion, though. Where do these wackos all come from?
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August 24, 2019 at 12:20 AM #123421
I hope people finally take voting for Nancy No-spine off the table once and for all…
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August 22, 2019 at 5:27 PM #121795
Big talk from someone who won’t be in the Senate by then. He can share a jail cell with Trump…
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August 21, 2019 at 6:04 AM #119927
I wish I was busily looking for someone to blame for the piano that fell on Neera Tanden….
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August 19, 2019 at 8:44 PM #118113
Well, everyone he cares about, anyway…
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August 19, 2019 at 6:18 PM #117931
Can’t we just tar and feather Bill Maher and send him to live in Israel? Wonder what tune he’d sing if he somehow offended Israel, and THEY boycotted his show?
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August 18, 2019 at 4:34 AM #116124
Going for crossover votes? Probably hoping Republicans will vote in the Democratic primaries.
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August 14, 2019 at 11:14 PM #111962
Don’t forget bestiality, Steve-o! After all, it’s likely the key to your existence….
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August 10, 2019 at 3:11 AM #105581
And that’s a bad thing?
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August 8, 2019 at 5:15 PM #103755
Maybe we can at least partially skirt the MSM by throwing a lot of support to people like Jimmy Dore, Kyle Kulinski, Kim Iverson, Tim Black, Lee Camp, Mike Figueredo, etc. Those are our best voices at this point.
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August 7, 2019 at 12:17 AM #101538
That seems extreme. Couldn’t we just be careful to only post stuff nobody likes?
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August 7, 2019 at 12:14 AM #101535
Investigator: This man you saw do the shooting – did you notice anything unusual about him?…
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August 6, 2019 at 11:51 PM #101528
Assholerod needs a hammer in the face…
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August 5, 2019 at 6:47 PM #99919
Water is wet, mass murderers would rather shoot at people who can’t shoot back – My god! This guy is good. So tell us, Captain Obvious – what other extremely profound insights are you harboring?
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August 5, 2019 at 2:06 AM #99065
I don’t believe it! He probably strained his shoulder fapping over pictures from El Paso and Dayton. If he’s going to fall, he should at least have the decency to do it out of an airplane…
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August 4, 2019 at 4:27 AM #97966
But he just happened to forget the last part? Give ME a break. When has that gasbag EVER talked too little, as opposed to too much?
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August 3, 2019 at 11:07 PM #97688
Why don’t any of these guys ever shoot up the new York Stock Exchange or something? It’s always a place like Walmart, full of less-than-wealthy people…
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August 3, 2019 at 6:52 PM #97414
I might donate, if he’s get hold of Bonnie about getting the band back together… Naw, I never liked them that much in the first place. Oh, you mean that bald, beady-eyed guy at the debates? He already owes me for the minutes of my life he wasted with his drivel…
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August 3, 2019 at 7:55 AM #96825
What do you mean “we”, Chicken Cooper? I don’t see you heading over there…
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August 2, 2019 at 5:04 PM #95987
Get it from the bankers, Joe – it’s what you do best…
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August 2, 2019 at 10:53 AM #95705
Gotta aim right between the “T” and the “A”…
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August 2, 2019 at 7:31 AM #95457
That Hargreaves guy should close his laptop on his head, and then run over it with a forklift…
What a bunch of inane shit
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August 2, 2019 at 7:22 AM #95454
Brings back some memories. First concert I ever saw was Tower of Power, Tony Joe White, and Creedence Clearwater Revival.
Been gone near a year now. RIP Tony Joe…
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August 1, 2019 at 10:42 PM #94828
Tulsi won the night, IMO.
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July 31, 2019 at 4:30 AM #92961
He’s already got a large bite taken out of his ass by Tulsi Gabbard. He doesn’t seem to know when to quit..
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July 31, 2019 at 4:25 AM #92956
He looks like a penis with a pair of beady eyes. His support must come from Mr. Potato Head fans…
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July 30, 2019 at 2:41 AM #92438
There’s a face in dire need of a fist…
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July 30, 2019 at 2:35 AM #92436
I think Bernie’s biggest challenge there, would have to be talking all those people into coming back to the U.S. with him…
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July 27, 2019 at 8:37 PM #91448
Hope he landed on something jagged…
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July 27, 2019 at 5:53 PM #91409
Who? Oh! That DINO bitch who stroked out and died in 2019? What’s that? – wishful thinking you say? Shit…
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July 26, 2019 at 2:12 AM #90939
I was over in Portland earlier today, and saw some homeless woman walking down the sidewalk yelling at nobody in particular – something about “you get someone pregnant and assassinate the president” or some such gibberish. Seems like there’s someone yelling at nobody every time I go over there.
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July 26, 2019 at 1:54 AM #90935
Pelosi sure likes her bribes. Wonder what it would cost to bribe her to resign? I’ll start passing the hat…
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July 25, 2019 at 6:34 PM #90769
Well, if it would make her die sooner… Naaahhhh, forget it
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July 25, 2019 at 5:28 PM #90742
“and bring me the video footage – I need some new fapping material…”
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July 23, 2019 at 9:58 PM #90160
Well, all their campaign workers are sure to be laid off VERY soon. Sooner the better, IMO…
Hope they sue all of them afterwards and win.
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July 23, 2019 at 5:03 PM #90045
“but if I catch you on that phone, sending pics of your dick again, I’m gonna send some pictures of the OTHER end of it…”
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July 23, 2019 at 3:28 PM #90011
But, but … Boris has a plan to defeat moose and squirrel…
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July 22, 2019 at 10:51 PM #89842
Take him longer than that to learn how to spell it…
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July 22, 2019 at 5:45 PM #89716
But who is Chuck Schumer attacking ? Why, the Squad, of course…
Too bad he can’t be primaried next year. Instead, if the Dems do take the Senate, they’ll undoubtedly make that slug majority leader…
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July 20, 2019 at 6:55 PM #89154
Yeah, I got one too. I assume everyone did.
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July 20, 2019 at 2:21 AM #88969
I’m sure someone listening to the police as they’re beating down his door would rather serve ten years in prison than take the risk of creating a “meth gator” :sarcasm:
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July 17, 2019 at 6:17 PM #88155
Must have been the condensed version – otherwise he’d still be there…
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July 17, 2019 at 5:58 PM #88150
Nancy Pelosi – “I liked him better when he was just singing songs on the radio. Back when I first got elected to this office…”
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July 16, 2019 at 7:24 PM #87810
If progressive idea are enough to scare the centrists into voting republican, then they’re too close to being republicans as it is.
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July 16, 2019 at 4:29 AM #87649
Droopy Dog Jr.? Is he going to primary him, or pretend to be a Democrat? If he does, the Democratic party will assuredly come up with limitless funds for his campaign…
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July 16, 2019 at 4:24 AM #87648
Reply To: Warren: 'Technically' I didn't break my pledge, because I didn't 'ask' them for the money.
“Don’t think I’m going to ask you for money. wink wink nudge…”
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July 15, 2019 at 10:27 PM #87535
“What an unscrupulous outfit! I’m even surprised the checks they wrote me didn’t bounce…”
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July 15, 2019 at 10:24 PM #87532
He could have shot him, thereby increasing the average IQ of the state of Ohio by a couple points…
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July 15, 2019 at 9:05 PM #87495
“Medicare-for-all is just too good a program to be wasted on poor people…”
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July 15, 2019 at 7:31 PM #87475
Doing so at SV will be considered a deliberate suicide…
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July 15, 2019 at 5:55 PM #87448
Dishonest should be his middle name. Even his face is false…
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July 15, 2019 at 2:31 AM #87293
And he’s going to campaign till the cows come home…
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July 14, 2019 at 4:11 PM #87129
Biden, as do too many, yearns for a utopia where only two types of people exist; rich people and dead people…
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July 14, 2019 at 3:47 AM #87007
I knew it! Russian trolls coming over here disguised as trigger-happy racist cops to create controversy!
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July 13, 2019 at 5:35 PM #86856
I’m an agnostic, so I don’t pray – fortunately for Nancy Pelosi.
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July 13, 2019 at 5:04 PM #86847
Too late. I don’t buy from Whole Foods, and I dumped Amazon Prime two years ago, but it would be good if everyone else did too.
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July 13, 2019 at 3:37 AM #86691
I voted for Stein in the election. I caucused for the first time in Washington for Bernie, and he won with about 75%.
RCV or no, I was never going to vote for Hillary in the general, and the thought of voting for Trump is, well, just ridiculous to me.
I only voted at all so maybe the Greens could get 5%. And to try to oust my Rep.
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July 12, 2019 at 10:54 PM #86604
That’s it, Kam – spend all your corporate bribe money in Vermont. That would be good, because Bernie would still win, and you’d have less to spend in other places…
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July 12, 2019 at 10:38 PM #86595
Isn’t a memorial supposed to commemorate a war that has been “won”? No, it’s not time. It should at least wait until said war is over…
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July 11, 2019 at 11:28 PM #86220
Catch me doing that – I can’t even outrun a Red Bull…
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July 11, 2019 at 11:25 PM #86218
I keep getting a vision of Bart Simpson giggling as he dials the phone…
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July 11, 2019 at 11:24 PM #86216
Pelosi said criticism of the Blue Dogs by the Justice Democrats was playing into the hands of the Republicans. Firstly, she didn’t mention the other way around, and secondly – since when does Pelosi have a problem with playing right into the hands of the Republicans?
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July 11, 2019 at 6:41 PM #86116
How is it she has never helped herself lose, while she was helping everyone else lose?
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July 11, 2019 at 7:12 AM #85926
I liked him a lot in Payday. He was always good. Crazy guy. Hit Norman Mailer with a hammer, got into a silverware fight with Dennis Hopper. Got drunk and went to sleep in a bank. Said he thought it was his house. He was about as crazy in real life as his character in the aforementioned Payday…
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July 10, 2019 at 6:18 PM #85728
Well, if Pelosi, et al get involved, he’ll end up with a Presidential Medal of Freedom or something…
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July 10, 2019 at 4:37 PM #85693
Collecting for services previously rendered, most likely…
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July 10, 2019 at 4:34 PM #85691
When is the 2nd?
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July 10, 2019 at 5:36 AM #85599
Sounds like someone I’d want to vote for…
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July 10, 2019 at 1:32 AM #85557
Hmmm… Subway sure picks the pederastic pervos for representatives.
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July 9, 2019 at 12:13 AM #85181
Nancy, what you should do, if you really want to improve the country, is STROKE OUT AND FUCKING DIE!!!
OK – I’m all better now…
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July 8, 2019 at 6:08 PM #85055
Just in time to clear a spot for that other dickhead who just jumped in…
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July 8, 2019 at 5:51 PM #85050
Hope Clinton and Trump end up in the same cell, and have to spend the next 20 years reminiscing together about the good old days, of being really shitty presidents and sticking it to the 99 percent…
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July 8, 2019 at 10:25 AM #84932
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July 7, 2019 at 6:50 PM #84778
Joe, you need to advance through the ranks, which means you have to fight Justin Bieber first – just like everyone else…
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July 5, 2019 at 10:27 PM #84267
I guess I’m a single-issue voter, too.
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July 5, 2019 at 4:49 AM #84037
He’ll say God did it in a fit of jealousy over Trump’s magnificent awesomeness. Bigly
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July 5, 2019 at 2:52 AM #84000
This should show that pinhead Arianne Grande how lucky she got. They could be sharing a cell…
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July 3, 2019 at 7:45 PM #83518
On our dime, undoubtedly…
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July 3, 2019 at 6:20 PM #83482
Why – is this another one of those days that end with a Y? You’re right – it happens every time…
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July 2, 2019 at 7:53 PM #83135
Well, if China or someone wants to bomb the US, I guess that would be the optimum time and place.
Too bad about the Smithsonian…
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July 2, 2019 at 7:43 PM #83130
Trumps next Presidential Medal of Freedom nominee, no doubt…
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July 2, 2019 at 5:57 PM #83102
Well, they’re off to a roaring start – they just voted in a giant military increase. Way to fight the good fight, Dems! :sarcasm:
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July 2, 2019 at 4:11 AM #82920
I’d have to have at least a Klondike bar for that one…
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July 2, 2019 at 3:34 AM #82913
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July 2, 2019 at 12:22 AM #82854
To paraphrase the Lone Ranger – “Hiyo Silver, go the fuck away!”
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July 1, 2019 at 5:35 PM #82720
“I could never be a bartender; I have never been interested in serving other people”
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July 1, 2019 at 5:10 PM #82709
All those assholes are going to be primaried, and none too soon for me. They’ve been there far too long as it is.
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July 1, 2019 at 5:07 PM #82706
Not a realistic cartoon. Trump wouldn’t ask to play through – he’d just pick up his ball, and carry it up and drop it on the green. I hear his basic integrity extends to his golf game, too…
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July 1, 2019 at 5:04 PM #82702
For a coward who faked bone spurs when it was his time to serve, he sure does have a military fetish…
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July 1, 2019 at 5:01 PM #82700
But she’s not a lawyer today – she’s a corrupt senator and presidential candidate…
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July 1, 2019 at 5:35 AM #82541
When he goes to prison, can we send her too, as part of the set?
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June 30, 2019 at 7:02 PM #82377
Too bad they couldn’t just make them stay gone..
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June 30, 2019 at 4:34 PM #82332
I hate having to change out my motherboard. I put this one is about 4 years ago, and it’s holding up so far (knocking on wood). Before that I ended up changing out the motherboard 3 times in 5 years. 🙁
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June 30, 2019 at 2:54 AM #82201
Another day of seeing that face without an axe buried in it. I’m getting tired of this shit…
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June 29, 2019 at 11:01 PM #82140
“We’re not going to get anything done unless we take on the corruption at the heart of the system. We must end corporate control of our politicians!” – Bernie Sanders – surrounded by corporate controlled politicians at the debates,,,
He gets to the point better than anybody else
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June 28, 2019 at 9:11 PM #81678
She just might be the biggest phony of the whole group…
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June 28, 2019 at 4:19 AM #81411
I remember the Dropkick Murphys told Scott Walker “we actually hate you. Stop using our song!” lol
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June 28, 2019 at 4:02 AM #81402
That’s how I would rank the top 3, too.
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June 28, 2019 at 3:37 AM #81393
Bernie was good. Harris and Beetlejuice were also good, IMO. Williamson is kind of weird, and Tweedledee and Tweedledum on the end should have just gone to play laser tag…
Chickenpooper was a waste of air
I’d guess Yang disappointed me the most.
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June 27, 2019 at 7:25 PM #81196
Yeah, I hope Maddow doesn’t get to do any more debates. And that Chuck Todd ends up working at Burger King…
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June 27, 2019 at 7:00 AM #80929
Like they say about a broken clock…
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June 27, 2019 at 12:20 AM #80797
They really hate him there. I thought I was having SV flashbacks…
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June 25, 2019 at 8:43 AM #80209
Beetlejuice: “But that’s why I’m running for president – to get out of that town. Everybody hates me there anyway…”
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June 23, 2019 at 4:28 AM #79512
But it’ll be so much easier if we select Oprah as the candidate, huh Bill? If Beto drops out, we can get him and Tom Cruise to jump up and down on the furniture for a campaign ad, etc…
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June 22, 2019 at 6:32 PM #79338
Quite the dilemma, as in – if Republicans wanted to leave my state, I’d have a hard time arguing with them…
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June 22, 2019 at 5:43 AM #79198
Graham’s big war plan: He’ll go there first, and make a long speech, and then we’ll attack them in their sleep…
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June 22, 2019 at 5:39 AM #79197
Does one have to be an evangelical to be a complete and utter fuckstain?
No, but it helps…
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June 21, 2019 at 6:48 PM #79008
If they had any skin in the game, there would BE no talk of war…
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June 21, 2019 at 6:19 PM #79002
The DNC and people like those at SV, would support him even if it came out that he was Grand Dragon of a KKK chapter. “We have to support Joe, otherwise Bernie might get elected and do good things for the little people – at our expense”
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June 21, 2019 at 1:50 AM #78783
I never liked him to start with, but the more i read about him lately, the more glad I am that he totally faceplanted in his other attempts to run for president…
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June 20, 2019 at 10:41 PM #78756
“Of course I won’t demonize YOU – what do you think poor people are for?”
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June 20, 2019 at 10:39 PM #78755
Great idea for a duet – right whale and left shark. No? Oh well…
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June 20, 2019 at 6:04 PM #78639
And Graham will put his ugly face on TV and inflict more pain in the U.S.
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June 20, 2019 at 3:48 PM #78588
Not just young voters – I’m an old voter and i hate republicans too.
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June 20, 2019 at 3:39 PM #78583
These are probably the same people who wrote to McDonalds, demanding they stop making the Whopper…
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June 20, 2019 at 3:07 AM #78416
God, I hope this bunch of criminals doesn’t force this asshole down our throats for the election…
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June 19, 2019 at 8:10 PM #78316
Put her in a cell with Chelsea Manning…
Isn’t that what happens to people who won’t answer questions? Oh! and fine her $1000/day
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June 18, 2019 at 11:03 PM #77995
Must be going after all the voters who want a corporatist warmonger whose name isn’t Trump…
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June 17, 2019 at 6:34 PM #77611
“We’re open to Newt Gingrich or Darrell Issa, if they want to cross over – but NOT Bernie Sanders…”
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June 17, 2019 at 5:15 AM #77448
Who can say for sure we’ll even have a choice?
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June 16, 2019 at 7:53 PM #77318
Music to cut off ears by…
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June 16, 2019 at 5:53 PM #77288
So – not being content to charge more per pound for meat than a number of precious metals cost, now they want to dilute it as well? Note my complete lack of surprise…
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June 16, 2019 at 5:39 PM #77280
I’m glad! Cuellar definitely needs to go. There’s nothing about him that remotely resembles a democrat in the first place.
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June 16, 2019 at 5:32 PM #77275
“If you make me president, I will cure cancer. If you don’t, then to hell with you – you can wither away and die.”
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June 15, 2019 at 6:08 PM #77059
Hmmm… Maybe we should take him at his word – and get rid of him in 2019…
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June 15, 2019 at 2:54 AM #76882
I saw that, and if I ever meet this ProgDem, I want to buy him/her a drink. That was a truly excellent post. Of course the cult stomped it down immediately, without even a mahalo to the poster…
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June 13, 2019 at 11:46 PM #76473
What an ugly fucking guy! Too bad we can’t just cut off select people’s air supply, since they consider it so overrated anyhow…
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June 13, 2019 at 8:29 PM #76401
Well, Tulsi – you were supposed to say “War is really cool. The thought of it is making my nipples hard…” Failing in that, I suppose you could try going around smelling people’s hair. Jumping up on the furniture like a badly-trained dog doesn’t help much – just ask Beto. So don’t try doing that. No matter what, they’re going to hate both you and Bernie Sanders.
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June 13, 2019 at 7:59 PM #76395
He’s two steps away from making up his own “grab her by the pussy” jokes. Just what we need – another fucking lecher in the White House.
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June 13, 2019 at 6:20 PM #76359
His campaign slogan – “It takes a dirty old man to clean up a dirty old government”
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June 13, 2019 at 4:31 AM #76180
Great idea! Let’s let John Morrell, etc furnish their own meat inspectors! :sarcasm:
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June 12, 2019 at 11:02 PM #76115
Nobody would need a parade, if LGBTQ folks hadn’t been treated for years like they were aliens from a hostile planet in the first place.
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June 12, 2019 at 5:01 PM #76006
“Hey, check out this old guy! He wants to help the little people. Who would ever think of such a thing. At least the other old guy hates the little people as much as we do. If I don’t win, I want him to…”
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June 11, 2019 at 11:13 PM #75818
“Hmmm – should I endorse the person who got me elected – or someone else?…”
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June 11, 2019 at 7:56 AM #75572
A plague on both their houses! May they both be buried with class action lawsuits…
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June 11, 2019 at 2:47 AM #75535
Let’s all move into Pompeo’s house. Raid his refrig, take his remote and watch all his Hungarian amputee porn wear his slippers in the shower, etc…
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June 11, 2019 at 2:37 AM #75532
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June 10, 2019 at 10:04 PM #75456
Same here. The software on this site is absolute shit.
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June 10, 2019 at 10:14 PM #75461
Hope it gets fixed soon. This is a great site, and it’s so frustrating to try to enjoy it with all the bugs that occur.
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June 10, 2019 at 3:06 AM #75244
These are Christians?
Of course they are – who else hates people they don’t even know?
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June 8, 2019 at 11:17 PM #74900
Has she used the hangnail one yet? How about the “I have to wash my hair” one? The “it looks like rain” one? Or the “but that’s what they’ll be expecting us to do” one? I’m sure she can come up with more, in between fighting to stop Bernie, and funneling DNC money to Dan Lipinski…
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June 7, 2019 at 5:50 PM #74529
“But, Mr. Biden – the Hyde Amendment is a huge hardship on the poor people.”
“You say that as if it was a bad thing. Well, all right – I’ll tell everyone I oppose it now…”
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June 7, 2019 at 5:50 PM #74530
“But, Mr. Biden – the Hyde Amendment is a huge hardship on the poor people.”
“You say that as if it was a bad thing. Oh, all right – I’ll tell everyone I oppose it now…”
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June 7, 2019 at 5:35 PM #74525
As of a day ago, he suddenly had an epiphany, and now opposes something he supported for 30 years? Yeah, that happens :sarcasm:
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June 6, 2019 at 11:42 PM #74287
To them, the only “crisis” would be Bernie winning. Anyone have a guillotine in storage that they’re not using? These people are desperately in need of a tune-up…
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June 5, 2019 at 7:32 PM #73926
The one who drops out of the presidential race in August.
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June 5, 2019 at 6:27 PM #73906
Dorothy: Toto, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore. Let me check and make sure
(approaches man on street corner)
Dorothy: Sir, might I ask you what you do for a living?
Man: (picking nose) Derp. Erggg… I like pudding…
Dorothy: I was wrong Toto – we ARE still in Kansas.
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June 5, 2019 at 6:08 PM #73898
Bernie: Give them (the workers) more money
Biden: Give me more money
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June 5, 2019 at 6:49 AM #73746
Saw Lon Chaney walking with the queen. His hair was frightful. I don’t want to meet his tailor…
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June 3, 2019 at 5:51 PM #73315
So that’s something she may actually do something about? Figures.
Pelosi – “impeachment is off the table”
she sees that video
Pelosi – “Impeach that bastard!”
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June 1, 2019 at 3:42 AM #72564
Lemmings in reverse?
How tragically bizarre
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May 31, 2019 at 10:54 PM #72481
I don’t pray, but am sending all my best wishes.
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May 31, 2019 at 12:55 AM #72175
Two things I hope for in 2020: 1. A lot of Democrats win seats in the House. 2. Nancy Pelosi isn’t one of them.
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May 30, 2019 at 9:17 PM #72114
Can we refer to him as the LATE Mitch McConnell? I know it’s not accurate, but boy, does it look good!
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May 30, 2019 at 7:58 PM #72092
May that be far from the last of her surprises concerning Trump – the last one coming in November of next year.
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May 30, 2019 at 6:25 PM #72050
They’ll have this guy sharing a cell with Assange, while all the war criminals walk around free. What a country! :sarcasm:
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May 30, 2019 at 6:22 PM #72047
Well, it’s all settled then. We’ll have to go with Biden – HairHelmet says so…
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May 30, 2019 at 6:18 PM #72045
Trump is just one of the names I hope never to hear after the next election. another is Pelosi…
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May 30, 2019 at 6:15 PM #72044
He’s just getting started bringing people to tears; just wait until if he gets elected…
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May 30, 2019 at 2:21 AM #71839
Reply To: Trump demanded the Navy move the USS John McCain 'out of sight' during Japan visit: report
Still holding a megagrudge against a dead guy? If it were up to me, I’d outlaw playing pinochle, because the word “trump” is used…
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May 29, 2019 at 4:03 AM #71487
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May 27, 2019 at 6:00 PM #70990
Bernie has more supporters than he has dollars, so they need to just shut the fuck up…
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May 27, 2019 at 5:41 AM #70865
Shut up, Graham. Let me talk to the smarter Lindsey – Lindsey Lohan…
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May 26, 2019 at 9:10 PM #70772
13 felonies? Few have been so deserving of a Darwin as this pinhead…
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May 26, 2019 at 4:22 PM #70691
They probably stuck it on the underside of a table, too…
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May 25, 2019 at 5:13 AM #70271
Has Bruce Willis been alerted yet?
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May 24, 2019 at 7:33 PM #70124
Can Bernie pardon him when he takes office in 2021?
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May 23, 2019 at 9:21 AM #69631
The last milkshake I had cost me about $4.50. I won’t be wasting that much money throwing them at those scoundrels, when bricks are so much cheaper…
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May 21, 2019 at 5:47 PM #69064
I hope voting for Pelosi is off the table for a lot of people in the primaries…
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May 21, 2019 at 1:04 AM #68885
So, Donnie – Bernie’s history, and you’re the president? Two years from now, those roles will have been reversed…
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May 20, 2019 at 5:40 PM #68759
Beto’s new campaign promise: “I will not jump up on the furniture like a badly trained dog…”
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May 20, 2019 at 5:30 PM #68755
“Bloody hell – they forgot my fries again…”
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May 20, 2019 at 4:52 AM #68596
What happened? Did someone imply that Hillary was not a goddess, but a mere mortal? Or that Obama was a less than perfect president? Or that Bernie Sanders and Tulsi Gabbard weren’t the twin spawns of Beelzebub?
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May 20, 2019 at 4:43 AM #68593
Good job! Way to represent!
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May 19, 2019 at 8:11 PM #68459
Well, I guess that leaves nothing to lose by murdering the people putting in the pipeline…
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May 19, 2019 at 6:34 PM #68435
This sort of reminds me of when the chickenhawk repugs smeared war hero Max Cleland by equating him with Bin Laden.
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May 19, 2019 at 5:57 PM #68417
Bernie Sanders: NOT YOU. NOT ME. BUT WE.
People on SV: What a lame slogan! Who writes his speeches for him, anyway?
Joe Biden: NOT YOU. NOT ME. BUT WE.
People on SV: Spoken like a true statesman! Go, Joe!
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May 19, 2019 at 5:42 PM #68412
Maybe if Biden wins the nom, I’ll vote for Stephanie in Wisconsin…
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May 19, 2019 at 5:24 PM #68403
Well, if he does get elected, his inauguration speech is all prepared for him: “Fourscore and seven years ago…”
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May 17, 2019 at 3:14 AM #67516
I didn’t even know that he had still been alive… His work will be around for a long time to come…
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May 16, 2019 at 6:52 PM #67373
The Dems strategy for defeating Trump seems to be to vastly outnumber him…
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May 15, 2019 at 9:11 PM #67035
He’s not standing on the barber chair? How come?
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May 14, 2019 at 5:02 PM #66427
Too bad she didn’t get a beatdown from one of these frustrated employees.
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May 14, 2019 at 4:38 PM #66421
New Dem strategy – we will win by vastly outnumbering him…
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May 14, 2019 at 2:44 AM #66124
No – it will just look moral compared to Joe…
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May 12, 2019 at 5:15 AM #65163
There’s something I hate worse than stepping in a puddle with just my socks on; it’s when I’m looking at videos and that gargoyle face comes on the screen…
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May 11, 2019 at 5:13 PM #65015
Maybe they’ve been trying to light the wrong end. A little Kingsford might help…
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May 11, 2019 at 5:08 PM #65012
Thanks! I almost forgot. Bag full of cans sitting on the counter. I got it out there, though.
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May 11, 2019 at 4:14 PM #64998
Consensus on SV: “So what? At least he’s not that bastard Bernie!”
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May 11, 2019 at 3:56 PM #64994
“Well, that phony platform didn’t work. Time for Plan B. Maybe this time, I’ll crawl under things…”
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May 10, 2019 at 4:34 PM #64596
That’s the one I’m hoping for…
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May 9, 2019 at 2:12 AM #64016
Why settle for half measures? Just skip all the elections and make Trump the president again…
How the hell did she ever get the name Joy?
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May 8, 2019 at 8:30 PM #63896
“He doesn’t want war? What the hell is wrong with him? The way he acts, you’d think he would have to pay for it, when of course, none of us will”
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May 8, 2019 at 8:22 PM #63893
He doesn’t care – he contracted all his brain damage as an adult…
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May 7, 2019 at 3:18 AM #63225
“Labor disputes should be settled outside the classroom, but teachers should not walk out of the classrooms”
?????
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May 5, 2019 at 11:17 PM #62872
If Joe is indeed the nominee, then I’ll be proud to vote for him. The “Him” in question being probably Jesse Ventura.
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May 5, 2019 at 6:54 PM #62768
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May 5, 2019 at 6:51 PM #62766
Pragmatist = phony corporate suckass…
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May 5, 2019 at 6:49 PM #62765
Do we have a primary challenger for that fucking conehead yet?
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May 5, 2019 at 2:34 AM #62504
Wonder what his SV username is…
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May 4, 2019 at 6:57 AM #62200
It will be reassuring to know one is flying in a plane put together by pissed-off minimum wage workers…
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May 1, 2019 at 4:29 AM #60928
” How’d all these dollar bills get jammed into my underwear? Jeebus must have done it…”
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April 29, 2019 at 4:54 PM #60133
I was 2-3 years old in the 50’s, and I almost died of measles. I was hitting temps of 106-107 degrees, and they thought I might have sustained minor brain damage from being so hot for so long. Is that what these people want for their children, speaking of brain damage? Idiots
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April 25, 2019 at 11:10 PM #58673
He had to – Lieberman isn’t running.
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April 25, 2019 at 3:45 PM #58434
Thank goodness! I was so afraid the credit card companies were going to be underrepresented in the primaries… :sarcasm:
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April 22, 2019 at 8:05 PM #57292
“where’s your boat, sir?”
“hell if i know. I barely managed to save my Heinneken…”
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April 21, 2019 at 6:11 PM #56845
Well, no wonder Beetlejuice is so popular over at SV. If he just throws in something about Susan Sarandon, he’ll be the overwhelming choice over there…
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April 19, 2019 at 9:03 PM #56235
Well, here’s wishing you all the success you’ve had in all your other presidential bids, Phony Joe
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April 18, 2019 at 7:09 PM #55839
Right from the Joe Arpaio school of Dealing With Institutionalized Children…
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April 17, 2019 at 6:02 AM #55178
I look forward to comparing her to someone who used to hold public office – herself
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April 16, 2019 at 6:41 PM #54929
So – will the Polack jokes be starting up again? This does not seem like a very smart move…
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April 16, 2019 at 6:17 PM #54921
“If you’re going to help support Joe Bidden, you will have to do as you’re biden…”
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April 16, 2019 at 1:38 AM #54672
I’m solidly convinced the only thing Bernie could do that would satisfy such people, is to actually die. They’d be gravedancing for a week. Horrid, horrid people.
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April 15, 2019 at 9:53 PM #54584
|He cheats on his wife, and drives into trees? I like his style. I’m putting him up for PMF.”
What a brain-deficient hemorrhoid…
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April 15, 2019 at 8:28 PM #54561
So – someone who “accidentally” keeps a legitimate voter from voting, will go to jail?
Naw, never happen.
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April 15, 2019 at 6:33 PM #54508
Well, six, Nancy – once we primary your greedmongering phony ass
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April 15, 2019 at 6:04 PM #54498
Trained attack turtles? How elite! Took me fourteen months to train mine to sing “Happy Together”
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April 15, 2019 at 4:31 AM #54291
The Democrats are – the liberals aren’t.
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April 13, 2019 at 12:23 AM #53581
Will Rogers never met Mark Zuckerberg..
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April 13, 2019 at 12:19 AM #53580
Unless you’re using a jar from a water cooler, I wouldn’t advise going over to SV, then.
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April 12, 2019 at 6:30 PM #53338
All you need is chocolate, and cheese with big holes in it…
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April 9, 2019 at 7:22 PM #51832
I wish these spineless Democrats were LITERALLY spineless. Then we could just toss them into the lake. “Look – an eel in a 3-piece suit…”
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April 8, 2019 at 4:43 PM #51377
I went to a caucus for the first time in 2016. (Bernie cleaned up, 80%-20%)
It was a hassle though, and took half the day. We should go to primaries – probably open ones.
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April 7, 2019 at 7:05 PM #51000
Just gave her a little donation. not much, but it did add one more individual donor to the list…
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April 7, 2019 at 5:34 AM #50795
Now they have two Julians to hate over there – Castro and the other one, whose pending arrest they’re salivating over, popcorn and Astroglide at the ready…
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April 6, 2019 at 11:59 PM #50705
Barack, we wouldn’t have to step so far, if you’d done even a fraction of the things you promised us, during the 8 years we were afflicted with you…
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April 6, 2019 at 11:49 PM #50703
Sounds like ALL the animals had his number.
Critter solidarity…
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April 6, 2019 at 9:20 AM #50449
Seems like the best path to quality health care, is to primary Pelosi.
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April 4, 2019 at 8:14 PM #49716
I’m sure they’ll find exceptions to that rule when it comes to primarying her, Khanna, AOC, etc…
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April 4, 2019 at 5:11 PM #49639
That does it for me. I’m going to vote for him for president. After all, he now has the KKK seal of approval :sarcasm:
I don’t think he did Joe any favors – or intended to…
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April 4, 2019 at 3:15 AM #49457
They’re uber hypocrites. If Heidi Fleiss or Casey Anthony claimed Bernie told an inappropriate joke, they’d be clamoring for his head.
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April 3, 2019 at 7:44 PM #49273
So he’s actually a leftist? Who wudda thunk it?
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April 3, 2019 at 7:16 PM #49259
Biden could kill a litter of puppies with a hatchet, and the response at SV would be “that doesn’t answer my question; where are Bernie’s tax returns?”
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April 3, 2019 at 7:11 PM #49255
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April 3, 2019 at 6:51 PM #49249
“Careful where you’re shootin’, Otis – I don’t want one of them there Darlin’ Awards…”
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March 31, 2019 at 5:03 AM #47692
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March 31, 2019 at 5:00 AM #47691
Guess when he left Las Vegas, he should have stayed away.
Any wedding footage available? “I’m a prickly pear, I’m a prickly pear…”
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March 30, 2019 at 8:08 PM #46425
I never take it in. I don’t use a laptop, so I can fix it right where it sits. And there’s nothing I’d get to worried over on it anyway.
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March 29, 2019 at 7:52 PM #45963
Cop killers = bad
Killer cops = good
IMO neither are good, but i don’t have a racist, authoritarian union backing me…
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March 28, 2019 at 5:24 PM #45504
‘I never thought leopards would eat MY face,’ sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party.
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March 27, 2019 at 7:22 AM #44880
hmmm… Nothing suspicious about that…
“Yikes – the cops are behind us”
“Don’t panic. Just drink this Aqua Velva and act normal…”
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March 26, 2019 at 11:40 PM #44773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc9RfQaJirs
Learned it from these guys?
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March 26, 2019 at 7:51 PM #44669
So was having you for a president for 8 years, Mr. O. You’re no longer in charge, so why should you give a shit?
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March 26, 2019 at 7:48 PM #44668
Were I a Missouri schoolkid, I’d make it a point to do my homework in church…
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March 26, 2019 at 7:44 PM #44666
No surprise there. At least she kept California safe from black marijuana smokers and kids playing hooky. SV won’t care, though. She could have made a career of burning down orphanages, and they’d support her, because she 1. has a vagina, and 2. isn’t Bernie Sanders/Tulsi Gabbard.
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March 26, 2019 at 7:17 PM #44658
Well, when her star fades, and she can no longer keep bodyguards, one of her old “friends” may arrange a reunion…
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March 26, 2019 at 12:07 AM #44344
Hate Hoyer. Can we exile him to Tel Aviv?
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March 24, 2019 at 4:10 AM #43509
Here, Rachel – practice your next speech. Now, repeat after me… “Do you want fries with that?”
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March 22, 2019 at 6:13 PM #42760
Not to be applied to anyone who primaries Tulsi Gabbard, I’m sure…
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March 22, 2019 at 9:23 AM #42636
Alabama has a border with Mexico? My geography teacher must have been one of Trump’s idiot relatives; that was never mentioned…
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March 21, 2019 at 10:08 PM #42396
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March 19, 2019 at 7:02 PM #41278
They’re all mad about it, and they say it will lose him the election. But they WANT him to lose the election, so why are they so mad about it?
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March 19, 2019 at 5:11 AM #41057
Maybe his phone will ring, and he’ll snatch it off the bedside table by mistake – “Hel- BLAM!”
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March 18, 2019 at 6:34 PM #40749
She should have said she wanted to go there to murder a couple agnostic liberals. She’d have offered her a ride…
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March 17, 2019 at 6:00 AM #40004
So now the master plagiarist is plagiarizing Bernie?
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March 16, 2019 at 2:45 AM #39445
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